Sunday, September 24, 2017

“Serialized Novella: ALLEN TOMBES – FIRE FROM WATER (Chapters 24, 25, and 26)” by Richard F. Yates

[In this thrill packed episode, Allen, Rose, and Angie meet the Big Boss at Brashley, go shopping for some pillow cases, have a nice dinner, and then meet an old friend for some fun and games! Get ready for suburban horror ALLEN TOMBES style! ---RFY]

ALLEN TOMBES – FIRE FROM WATER (Chapter 24)

"I can't believe they took our cell phones away," Angie said. She watched Allen stuff half a chocolate bar into his mouth and giggled.

"And it's not just the phones," Rose said to Allen. "We can't contact anyone at all. Nada! No email, no Facebook, nothing."

"My mom has got to be freaking out," Angie said, then realized what she'd done and mouthed, "sorry" to Rose.

Meanwhile, Allen ate three donuts in about six bites, washing them down with the entire carton of chocolate milk. For a few seconds he felt like his stomach was about to declare war on the rest of his body, but it passed with a burp.

"I wonder how long we're going to be stuck here," Angie said, looking around at the blank, grey walls.

"I don't know," Rose said.

"Where else would we go?" Allen asked. Despite his stomach already being stretched to the point of explosion, he peered into the paper bag at the last donut, considering, but decided against it.

Though the door to Allen's room was still open, there was a light knock that startled all three of the kids. They turned as one and saw Shea standing at the opening, smiling.

"Time to meet the big boss----my mom," she said and waved for them to follow.


ALLEN TOMBES – FIRE FROM WATER (Chapter 25)

Shayla McCleggan was the 58 year old C.E.O. of Brashley, Inc., a research and development firm, which had successfully manufactured electronic equipment and weapons since World War I, selling a large percentage of those products to the U.S. military and foreign allies. The company was also the most recent front, however commercially successful it seemed to be, for the Old Guard, an international grouping of warriors, witches, seers, and alchemists who had secretly been protecting humanity for centuries from a number of predatory species that most people couldn't see or hear, and usually wouldn't even believe existed.

Mrs. McCleggan, widow of the ten years deceased Douglas McCleggan, and mother to Shea, had taken control of the company and become the defacto Commander-in-Chief of the Old Guard when her husband was assassinated by Milfred Hobbes, a power-hungry second-in-command. The entire affair was completely unexpected, throwing the company into disarray, and Shayla, fearing the disintegration of the organization to which she had devoted decades of her life, gave up her position as Head of Arms, and took on the role of general leader of the company to almost universal approval. Almost…

Shea was twelve when all of this had happened.

Since assuming control, Shayla had streamlined operations, rooting out all those who supported Hobbes over her husband, and lead the company to the most stable and financially successful level it had ever achieved. Shayla was a tactical genius, an analytical mind almost unmatched in the history of the Old Guard, but she could also be coldly, and some might say 'cruelly,' efficient and blunt. Shea explained all of this to Allen, Rose, and Angie as the group rode the elevator to the 38th floor. The elevator required a special key-code to be entered before it would accept that floor as a destination.

The office door buzzed, clicked, and opened by itself as they approached. The room was large, the wall opposite the door comprised of a floor to ceiling window. Chris and Cheever were already in the room when Allen and the girls walked in. Chris was pacing near the window. Cheever sat in one of the two large, leather chairs in front of Shayla's huge desk, which was covered in piles of papers, electronic equipment, and half empty coffee cups. Sitting in a large chair behind the desk was a woman who looked surprisingly like Shea, but with thin rimmed glasses, grey streaks in her hair, thicker shoulders, and a sterner expression, particularly around the eyes. She was typing furiously at a computer and only looked up from her work when she had finished.

"Eddings is still refusing our request to mobilize. The idiot thinks we're overreacting to the assault on your parents' home. Probably thinks we're just trying to steal his prototypes, or some nonsense," she said. Allen assumed she was talking to Chris, though her gaze had fallen almost instantly back to the computer screen as she began to speak, so he couldn't be certain.

"I can go talk to him, if you like," Cheever said, "but I don't know if it will help." He drummed his fingers on the arms of the chair, making a series of rhythmical thud-thud-thuds.

Shayla considered for a few minutes in silence, then said, "No. Let's wait until we have something concrete to show him." She suddenly seemed to notice that Allen and the others had entered the room.

"Shea, bring some extra chairs. Dr. Cheever, I have your report. I'll contact you if I have any questions."

Cheever hopped out of his chair and bowed with an exaggerated flourish, winking at Allen as he rose. Shayla shook her head, but Allen thought he saw a hint of a smile on her lips. Cheever patted Allen on the shoulder as he strutted out of the room. Shea went into a storage closet through a door at one end of the office and returned with two chairs. Chris had stopped pacing, but was now staring out the window.

"Please," Shayla said, waving at the chairs in front of her desk. Angie and Rose sat in the leather chairs, and Allen took a chair from Shea and sat on it between his sister and her friend. Shea unfolded the other chair, but remained standing.

"According to the morning news, a gas furnace malfunctioned and exploded in your home at about 4:00 A.M. Both of your parents, as well as you three, were pronounced dead at the scene," she said, reading a off her computer screen. She looked at the three kids sitting in the chairs in front of her and took off her glasses. "I am truly sorry about your parents, and I realize how difficult this must be, for all of you, but in order for us to keep you alive, and to protect the lives of any friends or family members that your presence might endanger, we must let the world believe that you died in that fire."

"But my parents..." Angie started to protest, but Shayla held up a hand to silence her.

"I'm sorry, Miss..." she looked at a paper on her desk, "Miss Fuller. This is particularly unfair to you, having only been in the wrong place at the wrong time, but you must understand that you have now been marked by the Shadows. If you are allowed to leave here you will be pursued and destroyed, along with any friends or family members who happen to be with you when the Shadows come for you." She looked Angie straight in the face. "Not if they come, Miss Fuller, but when. Here, we can protect you, and by staying with us, you will also be protecting your loved ones." She stared directly at Angie until Angie nodded. Shayla put her glasses back on. She looked at Allen, then Rose, nodded, then went back to studying the papers on her desk.

"One troubling development," Shayla said after a few seconds, "our agents in charge of covering the destruction of your home reported that the body of the witch was not found on the premises."

"What does that mean?" Rose asked, shifting in her seat. Allen's face and hands suddenly felt too cold.

"We don't know," Shayla answered. "The two most likely possibilities are that she wasn't dead, woke up after your group left, and fled the scene, or that the Shadow's took her body for some reason."

"You mean she might still be alive?" Allen asked in a shaking voice.

"No way!" Angie said, emphatically. "I checked her myself. She was crushed against a wall. Dead!"

"Witches, as I'm sure you are aware, having study the craft yourself, can have magical means of healing," Shayla said. "However, we can't ignore the possibility that the Shadows took her remains. If so, there are a number of possible reasons, none of them very pleasant." Shayla went back to reading her papers. Everyone waited silently. Allen was genuinely frightened by the idea of meeting Krystal again, and he fidgeted in his seat. Nobody else moved.

Shayla breathed out a heavy sigh, flipped the papers she was reading face down, and looked again at the group in front of her.

"Take today to rest and familiarize yourselves with the operations here," Shayla said.

"I'll give them the grand tour," Shea offered.

"Fine. I'll have I.T. set up pass-codes for each of you so you'll be able to use the computer systems. Please remember that you cannot contact anyone by email or through any social networks. It is imperative that you remain undetected. Your friends and families lives depend on this."

"Can I take them to buy some clothes and a few things to make their rooms more comfortable?" Shea asked.

Shayla considered for a moment, rubbing the bridge of her nose where her glasses sat, then said, "Yes, they can spend five thousand each, but keep the trip to friendly stores only, and make certain that you are in before dark. We can't assume that the Shadows are ignorant of their whereabouts, so make sure to use every precaution."

"Of course," Shea said, nodding solemnly. She flashed a smile at the kids.

"Five thousand dollars?" Rose said.

"You're going to be here for a while, might as well make yourselves at home," Shea said, smiling again.

"Tomorrow, you'll all begin classes. I'll have Cheever work out schedules. Christopher, I assume you'll be working with your brother on weapons?" Shayla said. Chris grunted from the window, but didn't turn around. Shayla sighed again.

"I must apologize," Shayla said, "and take full responsibility for last night's tragedy." She looked from Allen to Rose, who were both confused. "Your brother warned me several days ago that the Shadows had taken an interest in your family, and I failed to recognize the extent of their determination. Normally, a single Simmeron guard can handle a dozen Shadows, but they sent several hundred drones to attack your home. Not only that, but they hired a human agent as an assassin, a possibility that I failed to even consider. Had we moved when Chris first suggested, we may have been able to save your parents. For that mistake, I am truly sorry."

The room was silent for a moment, leaving Allen feeling both sad and uncomfortable. He didn't believe that Shayla was to blame for his parents' deaths, even if Chris did.

"But you saved us, at least," Allen said.

Shayla smiled, "No, Allen. We didn't act in time. It was YOU that saved everyone there last night, not us."


ALLEN TOMBES – FIRE FROM WATER (Chapter 26)

Shea took the kids to a huge department store within walking distance of the Brashley building. Rose and Angie each picked out several outfits, and Allen bought some t-shirts, a hooded sweater, and a few pairs of sweat pants. The girls wanted to buy a hamster to keep in their room, but Shea felt certain that it wouldn't be allowed, so they settled for a huge stereo system, some posters, a few potted plants, a bookshelf, a vanity table with a lighted mirror, and two pairs of shoes each. Allen found a hand-held video game system, several DVD movies, which Shea assured him would play on the computer in his room, a new journal with a lock, and a stack of magazines. After paying for everything with a company card, the items were taken away by a store employee. Shea told them that the items would be delivered to their rooms.

Allen asked if they could go to a bookstore, but Shea said that there were no 'friendly' bookstores in the area.

"What does that even mean?" Allen asked.

"'Friendly' stores are owned by people, or creatures in some cases, that we trust. The buildings are secured by spells and other protective measures, so that we can be safe while we’re in them." Since Allen seemed to be disappointed that he couldn't buy any new books, Shea suggested that he get an electronic reader, which would work with the Old Guard's electronic library.

"You're kidding," Allen said. "The Old Guard has a digitized library?"

"Sure? Who do you think came up with the idea of an electronic library? The company is a research and development firm, after all!" she said, laughing. "And we've got to have quick access to a ton of ancient texts if we're going to keep our clients alive." Although Shea laughed as she said this, Allen was less comfortable with the concept.

After finding a top of the line electronic reader for Allen, Shea suggested that they each pick new bedspreads, pillows, and rugs for their rooms to add some much-needed color. With that task accomplished, they asked if they could get something to eat.

Shea checked her watch and, seeing that they still had several hours before sundown, pulled out her cellphone and informed Thompson that they had finished shopping and were going to grab a bite before coming back home. She lead Allen, Rose, and Angie to a cafe about half a block from the department store. The cafe, Waldo's, was dimly lit, with dark wood furnishings and deep shadows to hide in. After a nod and knowing handshake with the young, clean-cut man sitting behind the wooden podium near the entrance, the group was led to a corner booth at the back of the restaurant. Shea pulled her cell phone out again and told Thompson that they'd reached their destination, then stuffed the phone back into her pocket.

Suddenly, Rose gasped, then quickly covered her mouth.

"What is it?" Shea asked, half standing.

"That waitress," Rose tilted her head toward a blonde woman in a crisp, dark grey suit. The waitress turned toward their table, smiled, and waved at Shea.

"Oh!" said Shea, relieved and chuckling as she returned to her seat. "That's Pearl," she said, smiling at Rose and patting her arm.

Allen was confused. "What did she do?" Allen asked.

"Don't you see her? Her face, it's like a cat!" Rose said, leaning over the table toward Allen and whispering.

"I'm impressed, Rose," Shea said. "It can take months for some students to learn to see through a glamour spell as strong as Pearl's. She's not just a Shadow drone!"

Allen looked at the waitress again, really focusing. He started to feel like the room was tilting, but he kept his eyes on her. After a few seconds, her features began to soften, and her eyes grew larger and greener. Her face was suddenly covered with tawny colored fur, her hands, too. Needle-like teeth appeared beneath her puffed upper lip that looked capable of tearing through the flesh of the customers she was helping as easily as if they were cotton candy.

"I see her now," Allen said, also whispering.

"I don't see anything weird about her," Angie said, sounding desperate.

"It's okay," Shea said to Angie. "In a lot of cases that's going to make you the lucky one. I couldn't sleep for weeks when I saw a Necrosect in Italy." Everyone looked at her with blank faces. "A Necrosect is a carnage eater. Completely harmless to living creatures, but they look like giant, rotting spiders." Shea shuddered in her seat.

"I know what you mean," Rose said, looking out the window. "How am I supposed to eat dinner after seeing that!" She pointed at a woman who appeared to be walking a whippet outside the restaurant. Allen focused on the woman, but nothing happened. Then he noticed that the dog wasn't quite solid. He focused on it, and it shifted into a five-foot-long centipede, writhing and shaking its way down the street.

"Oh, gross..." Allen said.

"Yeah, with something like that, Angie, you're the lucky one," Shea said.

A waiter appeared, who Allen was almost certain was human, and took their orders. They each ate large meals and, despite being too full, Shea suggested they have one of Waldo's famous desserts to cap off the day. The kids were glad she did. The devil's food cake topped with mint ice-cream and fudge sauce was to die for!

Shea had them wait at the table while she paid, then phoned Thompson to tell him they were heading back. She led them to the door, after leaving a large tip. When they left the building, Allen saw that the sun hadn't yet set, but that the shadows were growing long and menacing.

Shea walked in front, and Allen saw Rose looking carefully at every face she passed on the two and a half block walk back to the Brashley building. Angie, moaning that she was so full that she felt sick, brought up the rear. Few people seemed to notice them as they moved briskly down the sidewalk, and Allen wondered if Shea wasn't somehow using a glamour spell to hide their presence.

When the steps of the Brashley building came into view, Allen finally drew an easy breath. He felt exhausted, and realized how nervous he had been. He saw fingernail marks etched into his palms. His fists had been clenched for the entire walk from Waldo's.

Shea was just hopping up the first few steps when Allen heard a squeal from behind him. He turned around to see Angie kneeling on the ground. She was laughing, so Allen guessed that she wasn't hurt too badly. Then he noticed the warm burn from his necklace on his chest. He bent his neck and saw that the gargoyle's eyes glowing.

"What happened?" Shea said, rushing to help her up.

"I tripped, I guess," Angie said, taking Shea's hand. Shea pulled her to her feet. Angie's face was red, and Allen saw a little trickle of blood on her neck that looked like it had dripped down from behind her ear.

"Oh my God!" Rose yelled. "It’s her!" she was pointing past Shea and Angie.

Standing less than a dozen paces from them, smiling with her mouth slightly open, was Krystal. Her face was white, lined with purple veins, and her black tongue slid across her lower lip. Her black dress blew around her as if there was a strong wind, and her eyes were completely black.

"Run! Get to the door!" Shea screamed. She pulled her phone out and hit a few buttons. Krystal floated up off the sidewalk and flew at them.

"Code three!" Shea yelled into her phone. She pulled a hidden pistol out of her jacket as the kids tore their gazes away from the witch and raced up the stairs toward the large wooden doors. One of the doors opened, and two guards in black uniforms came out, machine guns drawn.

Krystal laughed wildly, and her jagged, obsidian knife appeared suddenly in her hand. She flashed forward, knocking Shea's pistol away with her left hand, then driving her blade into Shea's shoulder with her right. Shea screamed as Krystal tore the jagged blade out, and Shea fell to the steps. She didn’t get back up.

Rose and Allen raced passed the guards and reached the doors. The guards aimed their guns and fired at Krystal, their bullets tearing through the billowing black fabric, but apparently passing harmlessly through the witch’s flesh.

Krystal laughed again, a high, horrible sound, and flew at one of the guards. Her black blade slashed through the air, tearing across the guard's throat. His eyes went wide, and his hands reached for the wound as he fell, rolling down the stairs toward the sidewalk.

Allen, watching all of this over his shoulder, stopped. He stepped away from the doors letting Angie go through.

"Come on, Allen!" Rose yelled from inside the building. Several more guards emerged from an elevator and began running down the hall toward them.

Allen saw the witch flying at the second guard, who continued to shoot, uselessly, through her. Allen took a step toward the witch, his eyes growing dark, beginning to burn with a deep blue flame. He raised an arm in the direction of the witch and said, almost in a whisper, "No." The air around Allen vibrated and he felt a rush of wind moving through him, then a wave a dark blue flame burst from his hand and arched towards Krystal. The witch's high-pitched laugh became a shriek of pain, her body convulsing in the air. She shot backward, away from the guard. She looked at Allen, her black eyes full of fury, then vanished in a swirl of fabric and black smoke.

The newly arrived guards piled out of the doors onto the steps, looking confused. They surveyed the scene, guns and swords drawn. A dark haired, female guard tapped Allen, lightly, on the shoulder.

"Please, go inside now. We can handle it from here," she said. The dark blue fire receded from Allen's eyes, but he didn't move.

Two guards moved down the steps to check on Shea, who was lying face-down, a stream of blood winding from beneath her toward the sidewalk below. The guard who had been sliced by Krystal was lying on his back. Blood poured from the huge red gash in his throat. Allen was certain that he was dead.

"Please, go inside now," the female guard said again. Allen nodded and walked back to the doors.

Rose was standing in the open doorway, looking wide eyed at Allen, tears streaming down her cheeks. "Is Shea dead?" she asked, her voice shaky.

"I don't think so," Allen said. He felt very cold. Everything that had just happened seemed far away, like he'd watched it happening, but hadn't been there himself.

"That was Krystal, wasn't it?" Rose asked. "But she's been changed, somehow?" Allen nodded. "Did you... Did you kill her?" she asked.

"No. She ran away. We hurt her, but we didn't kill her," Allen said, his voice barely loud enough for Rose to hear.

"What do you mean? Allen, what's going on?" she asked, grabbing his arm.

Allen seemed to shake himself from a dream. He looked at Rose, tears just starting to form in his eyes. "I don't know, Rose. I don't know."


[There you have it! Allen seems to be gaining power but losing control. Shea is hurt, possibly dying, and the witch has become something much, much worse! Keep your eyes peeled for the next exciting chapter!!!! (Coming whenever I get around to editing it, because the story is already finished, I’m just enjoying the serialized format!!! What do you people think?) ---RFY]

---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)




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Sunday, September 17, 2017

"Invader is Pissed!" by Richard F. Yates

Look what you stupid humans have done! You’ve ruined all the goddam natural resources… It’s hardly worth invading at all, now!



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“Pretty Little Things” by Richard F. Yates

Into the room they floated
from where I couldn’t say
dozens of little creatures
glowing red like Christmas lights
a school of candy fish
swimming through the air as if it were fluid

I watched through half closed eyes
as they swirled
little bodies sometimes darting
away from the group
then diving back into the central mass
creating lines and arcs of light
against the shadows of the attic

I noticed
after a moment
the cat
stalking the mass
tracking this strange prey
already tasting the glowing flesh in his jaws

In range
he leapt
claws stretched
needle teeth exposed

But like a forest fire blown by a strong wind
these pretty little things
moved on him as well

They swarmed the hunter
wrapping his body in mid-air

I heard
faintly
as if from under water
a scream

And then the mass uncoiled
dropping fragments of bone
onto the ancient linoleum floor
and they resumed their air dance
so smooth
so soothing

I watched
unmoving
unbreathing
as they swam and played around the room
lighting corners long hidden in shadow

I watched
unmoving
unbreathing
as the creatures swirled calmly in the air
slowly floating towards
my bed

But I was a statue
a rock
did nothing to attract their attention

So they floated passed me
and out my open window
towards the sounds of children
playing in the streets below

---Richard F. Yates

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Saturday, September 16, 2017

"Liberty" by Richard F. Yates



---Richard F. Yates
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"Around Too Many People Today" by Richard F. Yates



(September 2017) - Ink on found cardboard with digital embellishments and color.

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Friday, September 15, 2017

“Jerry’s Head” by Richard F. Yates

“The ghosts are all gone, so I can go home, right?” Jerry said.

“No Jerry. There were no ghosts,” the doctor said. “They were all in your head. Nothing more.”

“Right. No ghosts. Never were any ghosts,” Jerry smiled and shook the doctor’s hand. The doctor signed the papers and stood behind his desk as Jerry exited.

Jerry was quiet on the cab ride home. He’d been gone for three weeks this time. Hopefully, Janey had remembered to water his plants. The goldfish had both died the LAST TIME he was gone, so he didn’t have to worry about them. (But he still did.)

The cab pulled up in front of Jerry’s house. He swallowed, paid the driver, and walked toward the door, holding his bag in front of his chest like a shield.

“All in my head,” he mumbled and turned the key. He pushed the door open and saw that the hallway was dark. A bulb must have burned out. He stepped across the threshold.

And a quiet voice said, “Welcome home, Jerry. We missed you…”

---Richard F. Yates
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Thursday, September 14, 2017

“Bigfoot (Part 5)” by Randy Long

[It’s time for some more Bigfoot action, as Randy and Linda explore the strange world that they found beyond a mysterious cave in the woods! Let’s get right to it! (Links to the previous chapters will be included at the end of this post!!!) ---RFY]


I guess I should tell you about Bigfoot. The Bigfoot species, at adult, have an average height of eight to ten feet, and they weigh 400 to 600 pounds. They have a slender build, but muscular, and are usually in very good health. They are also very smart, in fact telepathic. They are also very quiet, especially for their size. They have very large feet and hair covering their entire bodies, except for their faces and hands and the bottoms of their feet. They do not smell, but I’ve heard them make a noise, I guess a yell, to alert other Bigfoot, a deep, mournful sound---absolutely scary when heard alone in the woods.

They can blend in the background, like chameleons. Their hair is thick and dark. They wear no clothes, but all I saw in their world was tropical type weather.

They are as old as time. I believe they’ve always been visiting Earth. All the old and mystical creatures of our ancient past come from their world, and they are still there and alive. The unicorns, the phoenix, so far nothing seemed to be afraid of us. We’d seen other doors, but I wasn’t sure if the doors lead to other places on Earth or other planets.

There was another village ahead of us, and we decided to enter it and found other humans, to our surprise! Some of the villagers said they were born there, and some came from Earth. I asked, “If we could find a doorway, why hasn’t anyone ever said anything about this place before?”

The village leader looked at me and said, “Don’t you know?”

And I said, “Know what!?”

He said, “You can’t leave. That’s the number one rule.”

I said that he must be mistaken. Our friend, Ed, went home, and he asked if we actually saw Ed go home. I said no, but I’d talked to the Bigfoot people, and they promised no harm would come to him and he was free to go.

The village leader said, “You are free on this planet, but if you return to Earth, everyone would know that Bigfoot were real and of this planet, and there’s no killing here and humans kill. The Bigfoot only allow people with a kind heart to enter, but NO ONE LEAVES.”

So Ed never went home and the other doorways that are open don’t lead back to Earth. Now we had a quest. We still wanted to explore, but we needed to find Ed and find a way home.

I understand why that world was secret. They have too much to lose, but it was still a prison, and that changed things. We found a group going east and asked them if they seen Ed to tell him we were alive and doing well. It was pretty primitive there, no electricity, no cars, no progress, but it did seem ENCHANTED.


A NEW FRAME OF MIND

This world was wonderful, but scary at the same time. We weren’t leaving much behind, but the decision on whether or not to stay didn’t seem like it was someone else’s choice to make. There was a whole world to explore. I’d found from talking to the Bigfoot people that they could only hear what you wanted them to through telepathy. Basically, everything there was like at home, only milder weather, maybe more tropical, but the forest looked like the Pacific Northwest on Earth, for the most part.

I’d seen a phoenix, a unicorn, and there were lots of creatures there that I didn’t know the names for, but most used to be on Earth or in the legends of Earth or were extinct but still thrive there. I’d seen a winged animal cat, like I’d seen small dragons, birds that couldn’t fly, but none feared us and seemed to have no anger toward us, either.

My wife and I both agreed, though, no matter how beautiful, it was still a prison. We’d figured out that the people there had the most knowledge and, possibly, knew a way for us to get home. We were still following the river and going west. The landscape had been changing the last few days, becoming more desert-like. Another thing I noticed since we’d been there, we hadn’t been sick---not even a sniffle.

There was a village coming up in the night last night. We seen fires in the distance up around the bend. This village was different: no Bigfoot people. Every other village we went to before had a Bigfoot as the village leader, but this village leader was HUMAN. We told the leader we were new to that world, and he asked us about our home and what year it was. I told him 2025, and asked him how long he had been there. He told me when he left Earth the year was 1901. He looked to be about 50 years old. He said he came to this land when he was 48, and he was now 124!

He said you don’t age there like you do on Earth. His name was Bill Johnson, and he said he would help any way that he could. He said that he’d had a good life there, but he was still a prisoner. “There’s some that adapt and some don’t. Everyone who lives in this village believes we should have the right to go home,” but he said not to talk about it in front of the Bigfoot people. He also said that the Bigfoot people don’t like the desert heat.

So we found out one thing, they don’t like the heat. We decided to stay there for awhile and see what we could learn. Some visitors from the east got there just before we did and said they seen a man they described who sounded just like Ed, and said he was okay and staying in a village called the Highlands Village near a mountain top. The village we were in was called Johnsonville after Bill Johnson, the leader of the village. Linda and I had been learning a lot, learning about the Bigfoot people.

[Will they be able to get home safely??? Stay tuned to find out! ---RFY]

---Randy Long

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Bigfoot Part 1
Bigfoot Part 2
Bigfoot Part 3
Bigfoot Part 4

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Wednesday, September 13, 2017

“Serialized Novella: ALLEN TOMBES – FIRE FROM WATER (Chapters 21, 22, and 23)” by Richard F. Yates

[Greetings Citizens! When we last left our young hero, Allen, he wasn’t doing so well. He’d witnessed the tragic deaths of both of his parents, had been attacked by hideous shadow creatures, had most of his house destroyed, and had been “rescued” by a secret organization that informed him he could never go home again. And, unbeknownst to poor Allen, the wicked witch* who tried to murder him and his sister, and who they thought was dead, was resurrected by a mysterious, chalk-white creature who didn’t seem very pleasant at all. We return you now to today’s exciting episode, already in progress! (*Not to suggest that ALL witches are wicked. Most of the magic users in this story are quite nice people, when they’re people, but that ONE particular witch, Krystal, is a right nasty piece of work. Sorry.) ---RFY]


ALLEN TOMBES – FIRE FROM WATER (Chapter 21)

The drive to the city took almost an hour, even with Shea jamming the accelerator to the floor for most of the trip. Eventually, they arrived at a gigantic office building that dominated one corner of a major street right in the heart of downtown, and took up almost half the block. The building was raised above the sidewalk by a dozen stone steps that led to a pair of large wooden doors. Allen thought it looked like the entrance to an ancient castle. Shea passed the front of the building where a sign read "Brashley, Inc.," and turned down a side street, drove to a loading ramp that dove sharply downward toward a huge, yellow, metal door. She opened the window of the van and slid up to an intercom on a metal post. She flashed her I.D. badge at the machine and a red laser scanned it. A voice crackled, "Go ahead," from a speaker on the intercom, and the metal door jerked to life and began to lift. The sound reminded Allen of a large roller-coaster he'd ridden on with his Mom on their last summer vacation. A lump formed in his throat, but he looked toward Haro and swallowed his sadness. Haro had lost his brother tonight, but he wasn't crying about it. Allen wondered if Simmerons could cry.

The garage door was much thicker than Allen thought it would be, and as it opened Shea pulled the van through, passing by a booth from which a pair of guards eyed them suspiciously. Further inside the parking garage, Allen spotted a number of vans similar to the one they were riding in, several expensive looking luxury cars, and a massive assault vehicle with a gun mounted on the top. He noticed a dozen or more guards walking around, all in black uniforms, all apparently human, and most carrying guns. The huge metal garage door clanked closed with a deep thunk.

Shea parked the van in an empty slot in the middle of a row of vans.

"Chris, Cheever wants to see you right away, to get a briefing on the incident. Haro, if you have time, your first-hand account would be invaluable," Shea said. "I'll take the kids to get cleaned up and grab a bite to eat."

"I'm not hungry," Rose said. Her voice was still full of venom and her face was hard.

"You have to keep your strength up, Rose, even if you're not hungry," Chris said as he got out of the van and slammed the door shut.

Rose looked like she was about to argue, but Angie said, "I could eat. I haven't had anything since coffee this morning."

Rose scowled at her, but her face softened when she realized how shaken her friend was.

"Eat, don't eat, that's up to you guys," Shea said, smiling. "Either way, you should grab your things while I go check in with Thompson." She hopped out of the van and headed toward the guard booth.

"I'm not very hungry, either," Allen said. His stomach felt empty but too upset to accept food.

Chris and Haro headed across the parking garage toward an elevator bay that was flanked by guards. Haro, instead of moving on all fours, shuffled gorilla-like. Allen thought Haro looked uncomfortable, but that he was trying to appear less beastly to the guards. As he watched, one of the guards moved back a few steps at Haro's approach. Allen laughed to himself; he couldn't help it. Although he had also been terrified when he first met Haro in Chaz's office, he found the thought of having him around so comforting now that seeing an adult back away in fear seemed ridiculous.

As Shea spoke with an older, dark haired man near the security booth, Allen, Rose, and Angie waited near the van, holding their belongings. Shea finished talking quickly and walked briskly back toward the van. Her movements, Allen thought, were confident and purposeful. He couldn't guess the woman's age, but he thought she was probably younger than his mom. Younger than his mom had been...

"Why don't I show you to your dorms and let you get settled in, then you can decide if you want to take a shower or eat," Shea said in a bright, friendly voice.

"Sure," Allen said. He wasn't sure why, but he like this woman. He adjusted his backpack and grabbed his weapons bag, then he, Rose, and Angie followed Shea to the elevators.


ALLEN TOMBES – FIRE FROM WATER (Chapter 22)

Allen assumed that the garage would be the lowest level of the building, but saw buttons for at least half a dozen floors below, as well as buttons going up to the 41st floor, on the golden keypad just inside the doors. Shea hit the button for the twelfth floor and the door slid closed. Allen felt his knees and stomach go swirly as the elevator rocketed upward.

"So, what are we going to do, now that we're here?" Rose said. She looked exhausted.

"You're going to learn how to protect yourselves, and probably how to use your abilities to protect other people, too. We'll give you the best chance of being able to survive, now that the Shadows know about you and know that you can see them. And, now that they've seen what your brother can do, they're going to be especially eager to get their hands on him."

"You mean, claws," Allen said.

Shea smiled. Allen blushed. The elevator stopped, smoothly but quickly, sending Allen's stomach into his throat, and the doors opened.

Shea led the trio through a large room with couches, a large unlit fireplace, bookshelves lining the walls, and a few people, mostly young, lounging about and chatting. It reminded Allen of a large hunting lodge or rustic hotel, although he'd never actually been in either of those types of buildings. They walked through this commons area and down a wide corridor, like a hallway at an empty school. They passed perhaps a dozen doors, then Shea found the one she was looking for and opened it.

"Okay, girls, here's your room," Shea said. It was slightly larger than Allen's bedroom, with two beds, a metal cabinet that probably served as a closet, two desks with little lamps on them, and a pair of laptop computers. The walls were a dark grey, the bedspreads and pillows were grey, and the circular light fixture on the ceiling was grey. Allen imagined that most military barracks probably had more personality. There were no windows, no rugs on the floor, and certainly no "comforts of home."

"You've got to be kidding," Angie said. "There's no mirror! How am I supposed to do my makeup?"

Shea laughed, and both the girls glared at her. "We'll go shopping tomorrow, after you've had a chance to settle in. Nobody knew you were coming until a few hours ago. We didn't really have much time to decorate."

The girls, somewhat reluctantly, walked into the room. If she hadn't been so exhausted, Allen was sure that Rose would have refused. Shea left the door open and led Allen down the hall a few more doors.

"Here's yours," she said, smiling.

Allen's room was smaller, only one bed and a desk, but it was painted the same stark grey as the other room. He walked in and looked around, then set his backpack and weapons bag on the bed.

"I'll be back in a little bit to check on you, see if you're hungry yet," Shea said. Allen nodded, and she left. He went to the door and closed it, then he walked back to the bed, collapsed, and started to cry.


ALLEN TOMBES – FIRE FROM WATER (Chapter 23)

Allen woke with a start. At first, he had no idea where he was, but slowly and uncomfortably the horrible memories returned. His parents were gone. His house was partially destroyed and abandoned. He felt seasick, unsettled, as if everything was part of some terrible dream. He pinched his arm to see if it hurt. It did, and he immediately felt silly.

Allen noticed that he was still dressed in the clothes from the night before. His shoes, which were lying beside the bed, were stained red from the blood that had been all over the floor in the kitchen.

There were no windows in the room so he had no idea what time it was. He scanned the grey walls for a clock, but of course found none. On the desk, he saw a bowl of soup, an apple, and an unopened can of soda. Allen decided that he must have been asleep when they brought him food, and they'd decided not to wake him.

Someone, Allen noticed, was laughing in the hallway outside his door. He sat up, grabbed his shoes off the floor and slipped them on. Then he walked over to the door and opened it, quietly. He poked his head into the hall. A few doors down, near where his sister's room was, Allen saw a pair of girls that he didn't recognize talking with an old man in a dark sweater, the collar of a white button-down shirt just visible at the neckline. The man had thick, messy, white hair, big eyebrows, and a bushy mustache that covered most of his upper lip.

"Ah, you're awake! Excuse me, ladies, but I have to speak with our young friend over there," the man said, smiling widely and waving goodbye to the girls. They headed off down the hall toward the common room. The man turned back to Allen, and his grin was so wide that his eyes were nearly squinked shut.

"You must be Christopher's brother, yes?" he said, extending a hand. The fingers were covered in rings, and a blue tattoo of a large, open eye looked out from his palm. "My name is Edward Cheever, and I'm very, very pleased to meet you."

"Allen," Allen said, shaking the man's hand. He seemed friendly enough, but a bit strange.

"I had the opportunity to meet your sister and her friend a little while ago, before they headed off for breakfast. Charming, charming. And, if you're not starving to death, I was hoping we could have a tiny chat before you dive into your waffles and bacon." Because of his constant smile, the man's eyes never seemed to open more than a crack, but Allen could tell he was being studied by someone who was probably smarter than anyone he'd ever met, except Chaz, of course. The man had undoubtedly noticed Allen's bloody shoes, and his gargoyle necklace, but his smile never wavered as he waited patiently for Allen to respond.

"Sure," Allen said, though his voice was more resigned than inviting. He opened his door all the way and gestured to the chair near the desk. Cheever walked into the room, almost dancing with each step, as if he alone heard some peppy jazz tune that carried him forward as he moved. He sat in Allen's chair, making an exaggerated show of how difficult it was to sit, then mumbled something to himself about getting old. Allen sat back down on his bed.

"I'm simply dying to ask you a few questions about last night, but---oooooo," he said, like a ghost, then whistled. "Is that a Kieru box!?" He was looking at Allen's bag, which was open slightly, the corner of Kitsle's little red box just visible inside.

"First the Druidic charm," he said waving a finger at Allen's necklace, "and now a Kieru box. Oh, my my my..." the man said, shaking his head back and forth slowly. "We definitely have to talk. Does the box have a..." he tilted his head, "resident?"

"Oh, yeah," Allen said. He still felt detached and lost, but he did find this man amusing. "He's a lightning bug named Kitsle. He saved me from a witch yesterday," Allen said, felt a bit silly, then smiled at the box. He'd been saved from a witch by a bug. Two days ago, he wouldn't have believed it.

"A Lightning Bug!" Cheever said, his eyes opening wide for the first time. "Oh, those are lovely. I haven't seen one in decades. Perhaps you can introduce me, later?"

Allen shrugged. "Sure," he said.

"Wonderful! Wonderful!" Cheever clapped his hands, his rings clinking lightly together. He eyed the box one last time then straightened himself in the chair. "Now on to the more serious business. I've been asked by our fearless leader to attempt to discover how you were able to call a frighteningly powerful creature, without any training whatsoever. Firebirds have been worshiped as gods, you know. It's a remarkable feat, my boy, simply remarkable!"

Allen frowned. "I don't know how I did it," he said. "My mother had just been...," Allen said, and paused. He couldn't bring himself to say it out loud, yet. "Anyway, those monsters were going to attack my sister, next. I couldn't lose her, too. And that's when it happened." Allen looked down at his shoes and swallowed, hard.

"You poor thing," Cheever said, shaking his head. "I know this must be horrible for you, but I believe I have a theory that may go some way toward explaining what happened. Your charm, was it glowing by any chance?"

Allen looked at his necklace, turned it in his fingers. "Yeah, the eyes were. It gets hot and glows when danger is close by."

"I thought as much," Cheever said, his eyes squinting closed again as he smiled. "And your sword, may I see it?"

Allen slipped off the bed and took the sword out of his weapons bag. He put the wooden box on the bed and opened it, lifting the sword out with two hands.

"Oh, ho ho! I see! A Shogo Gumi blade! You are shockingly well equipped, Mr. Tombes. Just look at that handle!" Cheever was practically in hysterics as Allen handed him the sword. He accepted it carefully and turned it slowly, looking at the handle, then sliding the sheath off and studying the blade.

"A remarkable piece, breathtaking," Cheever said, making a clicking sound with his tongue and slowly shaking his head. "When you unsheathed the blade," Cheever asked, carefully handing the sword back to Allen, "did it glow as well?"

Allen put the sword back into its box, then nodded. "It was definitely glowing when I killed the first Shadow creature."

"The first!" Cheever said in a high squealing tone, his eyes popping open again for a few seconds. "Oh, my boy, you are certainly ahead of the game. Do you remember the color of the glow?"

"It was blue, or kinda blue-green, I guess."

"Oh, my my," Cheever said, cocking his head to one side and staring off for a moment at the intersection between the wall and the ceiling. "Blue-green, blue-green," he mumbled. "Very curious."

"But when that whole group of monsters attacked," Allen remembered, "just before the bird showed up and burned them all, the sword changed color. It turned dark blue, like dark blue fire."

Cheever made the clicking sound with his tongue again and shook his head. He raised a hand to his mustache and brushed it, absently, with his fingers. "You're certain? It changed color?"

Allen nodded. He suddenly felt very cold. Something in the man's tone had changed.

"Well, not to worry, my boy. As I mentioned, I have a working theory for the strange events of last night, and with your help, I believe I now have sufficient evidence to confirm that my theory is true," Cheever said, clapping his hands together and rubbing them back and forth to a chorus of little clinks from the rings. "Are you at all familiar with the concept of synergy?" Cheever asked.

Allen, still feeling a chill deep in his chest, shook his head.

"Your collection," Cheever's hand swept the room, taking in the sword, the necklace, and Kitsle's box, "did it come from a single source?"

"From... Do you mean, did I get it all at once?" Allen asked. Cheever nodded, a quick, excited nod. "Oh, no. I got the necklace first. Chris sent it to me, through my friend, Chaz. He owns a store back in my town."

Aaaahhhh!" Cheever said, shaking a finger at Allen. "And the other two pieces? Also from Chaz?"

"Yeah, he gave them to me when Chris and Haro showed up at his shop."

"Clever, clever, Charles," Cheever said, shaking his head again. His smiled had returned, larger than ever, making his eyes disappear completely.

"What? What did he do?" Allen asked. Despite the man's smile, Allen was worried.

"Synergy, my boy! That's the key element here. Synergy is when different elements interact and, instead of canceling each other out, they manage instead to magnify each other’s properties. Your sword, as you may already know, was designed by a group of 17th century Demon Hunters in Japan, known as the Shogo Group. Shogo Hakume, the founder of the group, was a very famous exorcist and healer. Legendary, really. The blade was designed by his group to focus a warrior's will and energy, allowing them to strike and kill ghosts and demons. As I said, it's a remarkable weapon. And," Cheever said, raising a finger, "the handle is jade, a stone carved from the living earth. Combined with the dragon etching, which is also a symbol of earth, this sword becomes a physical symbol of the Earth Force."

Allen looked confused, but Cheever just smiled and continued. "Next, your necklace. The charm is Druidic, the gargoyle and the rubies used for its eyes, both symbols of fire. The charm represents the force of Fire."

"It gets hot and burns my chest when danger is near," Allen said.

"Exactly, my boy! Exactly!" Cheever said, smiling again. "And the field that the charm creates around you also fills you with fire, in a matter of speaking."

Allen lifted the charm and glanced at it down his nose. The ruby eyes twinkled.

"And the next touch---that Charles is terribly clever---is your friend in the Kieru box! The box is actually just a doorway, an entry point for the Lightning Bug to come into our world. Sprites, by nature, are creatures of the sky, living in the upper atmosphere and even out into the deepest reaches of space. They embody lightning, power, energy, and for someone like you, being near them for any length of time would be like super-charging a battery!" Cheever's voice grew high again, and he raised his hands up to simulate the rising levels of energy.

"Now, I'm not sure if you know this yet, but your family is quite famous in our circles. The Brewsters, your mother's family, have been documented for centuries, which I'm certain Charles knew."

"Yeah, he tried to give me a book, once, about someone named---Bunny?" Allen said, trying to remember.

Cheever laughed, "That would be 'Rabbit,' not Bunny. Rabbit Brewster was very famous, a skilled warrior, who held his village against an invasion of ogres back in the 1760s, and he lived to be almost 160 years old! But the point of all this is that your family line has always had an affinity toward the water. They were often fishermen or sailors. If you've seen your brother with his weapon..."

"It's blue. I saw it a few nights ago when he killed a bunch of Shadows who were trying to get into my room," Allen said, excitedly.

"Yes, yes, my boy!" Cheever said, clapping his hands together again. "Like I said, you are water people." Cheever nodded his head, waiting for Allen to make some response. When it became clear that it wasn't coming, Cheever continued.

"Earth, fire, air, and water," Cheever said, and he clicked his tongue again. Allen nodded his head, but still looked blank.

"Charles took a risk," Cheever said, "by combining all four elementary forces in you. It could have backfired. The elements are not usually compatible, and the forces could have canceled each other out, leaving you helpless, or severely weakened at any rate, but he must have seen something in you that led him to believe it would work. Oh, I wish he'd just join us instead of running off on his own all the time," Cheever said, clicking his tongue again.

While Cheever shook a fist at the ceiling, Allen's face became very dark. "I still don't understand what's going on. What's happening to me?"

"Synergy, my boy!" Cheever said, lifting his hands up again. "The items Charles gave you work in combination with your natural abilities to magnify your powers. The blended color of your blade is a visible expression of the Water and Earth forces melding together. We can assume that Kitsle's influence, being so near to his energy, magnified your own raw abilities to the point that, without any training whatsoever, you were able to destroy a Shadow being, which only actually touches our world at a peripheral level. You extended yourself into multiple dimensions, through force of will, thanks to the Lightning Bug's amplifying effects. And to call a Fire Spirit, you must have been completely integrated with the Fire force as well, or it wouldn't have heard you and responded to your summons. Or, if it had come, it would have consumed you, the house, and all the others when it appeared. Each elemental force was combined in you and found expression through your actions. Most of the people who can tap into an elemental force only have an affinity for a single element, but you are able to wield and synthesize all four! It's a remarkable and extremely rare gift!"

Cheever clapped his hands together and rubbed them again, his rings clinking wildly, and smiled through his squinting eyes.

Allen sat for several seconds, glancing from his sword to Kitsle's box. He touched the charm around his neck, rubbing the runes etched into the back with his thumb.

"But what about the dark blue glow," Allen asked, "and the flames, that appeared just before the bird did?"

Cheever's smile fell a bit and he clicked his tongue. "Well," he said, breathing in and out with a sigh, "having a weapon that changes color is rare, as is the dark blue color tone. I've never seen it, and I can't even recall ever reading of another human with that hue." He shook his head. Allen wondered how much information Cheever was keeping from him. If humans didn't have that color of glow, what did?

"It could be deep water. That would go along with your family heritage, and it may be a remnant of some ancient energy form that predates our record keeping, something caused by the mixing of elemental forces. Another possibility, although it's a stretch, is that it could be from outside our dimension, some form of cosmic energy," Cheever said. He brushed his mustache and stared vaguely at the ground.

"Or it could be death," Allen said, in thick, slow words that didn't want to leave his mouth.

Cheever opened one eye, wide, and scanned Allen's face with it. "There's no known Death force, Mr. Tombes. And, although it is mysterious, we have ways of finding out what kinds of energies are swarming through your body. Until we've had a chance to run you through your paces, just remember this---whatever that energy was, whatever caused it to change color, you and your sister are alive today because of it." He smiled again, but Allen thought he could detect a tiny bit of worry in Cheever's eyes.

As Cheever stood up and asked Allen if he was ready to eat, Allen heard voices from the hallway and then a knock at his door. Cheever danced over to the door, gave Allen a conspiratorial look, and opened it, just a crack.

"Who goes there!?" he said in a mock-pirate voice.

"Oh! Dr. Cheever! I didn't know you'd be here," Rose said, startled. "Is Allen awake?"

"Yeah, I'm up, Sis," Allen said. He saw a paper bag in one of Rose's hands and a carton of chocolate milk in the other. Angie stood on tip-toe behind her and waved. They were both wearing black jeans and t-shirts, but they had significantly less makeup on than usual.

"Oh, do I smell donuts?" Cheever said, breathing in deeply. He let out a heavy sigh, "Well, you're probably starving, aren't you! I'll leave you to it," he said, waved his hand at Allen, and slid past the girls with his dancing, exaggerated movements, then started to whistle to himself as he strutted out the door and down the hall.

"He's a weirdo," Angie said as she stepped into the room and sat down on the bed next to Allen. Rose handed him the milk and the bag of donuts and then plopped herself down in the chair that Cheever had just left.

"He seems alright to me," Allen said. "Smart guy, though. Like scary smart," he said as the smell of the fresh pastries suddenly overcame him. He dove into the warm donuts like they were the first meal he'd had in weeks.


[That’s it for this episode!!! As Allen and Rose settle in at their new “home,” new mysteries pop up! How will Cheever “find out” what strange energies are coursing through Allen’s body? Will Rose and Angie ever get a mirror for their room? And now that Allen has made it to the relative safety of the Brashley Corp. building, what will the Shadow Lord’s next move be? These questions and more will be answered in subsequent, thrilling adventures of ALLEN TOMBES – FIRE FROM WATER! Stay tuned!!!]

---Richard F. Yates

P.S. – Here are the links to the previous sections:

Part One – Chapter 1
Part Two – Chapter 2
Part Three – Chapters 3 and 4
Part Four – Chapters 5, 6, and 7
Part Five – Chapters 8, 9, 10, and 11
Part Six – Chapters 12 and 13
Part Seven – Chapters 14, 15, and 16
Part Eight – Chapters 17, 18, 19, and 20

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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

"Lighthouses" by Richard F. Yates

Are there any lighthouses
                that are not haunted?

I would hope not

Think about what a lighthouse is for:
                keeping boats from losing their way
                in dangerous waters
                and sailors from socializing
                with the fish

I like to think that lighthouse keepers
                in charge of the safety
                of who knows how many sea travelers
                would be a dedicated lot
                unable to let a simple thing like death
                get in the way of performing
                their solemn duty

A dark night
                waves wrestling with a wooden fishing boat
                assassin rocks just under the surface of the water
                like trolls waiting under a bridge
                anticipating the crunch and crackle
                of their stone teeth cutting through hull

And only that thin beam
                the shining eye of the lighthouse lamp
                keeping our desperate sailors on course

I would imagine that all lighthouses are haunted

Especially those
                where the light has gone out

---Richard F. Yates

[This poem comes from my collection, Night Noises, available at A-zon…]


"Lost My Keys" by Richard F. Yates



You know what I find funniest about this drawing? I didn’t lose my keys! (So much for assuming that artists only draw themselves!) Unfortunately, that poor sucker did lose his keys! He should probably stop sniffing glue, or whatever it was that put those X’s on his eyes, then he might be able to keep better track of his stuff…
—Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)