[The following article is reprinted from the Misty Mountain Gazette, Henpeck, WA.]
20 Mar. 2013--Henpeck, WA--- Dr. Augeas P. Houyhnhnm, zoologist, was discovered dead this morning in his home in northern Henpeck. Senior Detective, Joe Smaltz, has declared the death a suicide. "We are assuming, at this time," Detective Smaltz said, "that Dr. Houyhnhnm returned home from his social club at about midnight last night, having purchased an ax on the way. He then proceeded to chop through the door of his home, ran to his bedroom, and struck himself in the head with the ax, causing instant brain death." Neighbors claim to have heard screams and yells coming from Dr. Houyhnhnm's home in the night, and a man matching the description of lunatic android, Yichard Rates, was seen running away from the home covered in some dark liquid, which may have been blood, but Detective Smaltz claims that these facts do not necessarily point towards foul play. "Any man distraught enough to bash his own door down will probably be yelling while he's doing it," Smaltz said. As for the man seen running from the scene, Smaltz claimed that it was dark, and no one would have been able to get a good look at whoever it was that was out for a jog at that time.
Dr. Houyhnhnm is the second man this week, along with illustrator, Grover Von Eyesocker, Jr., to have died under mysterious circumstances. Both men were members of the notorious art collective, the H.S. When this reporter mentioned the connection to Detective Smaltz, he became very angry and ejected all reporters from the scene. No members of the H.S. where available for comment.
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[Originally posted 20 Mar. 2013 @ The Primitive Entertainment Workshop]
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