“The Cat” by Oswald Pots

I’m positive that my cat is a double agent. I’m just uncertain of which two sides it’s playing for, though it’s obvious at this point that neither of them has my best interests at heart.

—Oswald Pots

https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com
http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
https://schoolofmadnessastruth.blogspot.com/
https://www.facebook.com/richard.f.yates/

“Visiting Friends!” by Richard F. Yates

For those of you with a taste for the literary, you should give our good friends at the Very, Very, Very Short Stories blog a try! They tend to publish fascinating, often cryptic little vignettes for people who don’t have much time on their hands, and there are even contributions by members of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop on their site! Go give it a try!!!

---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)

https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com
http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
https://schoolofmadnessastruth.blogspot.com/
https://www.facebook.com/richard.f.yates/

[Originally posted 11 Dec. 2012 @ The Primitive Entertainment Workshop.]

“The Floating Cow” by Dr. Ugg (The Educated Caveman)

The cow floated approximately six feet off the ground, chewing absently and apparently unconcerned as it progressed down Henson Street.

“Damn it, Bessie! Get your ass back to the barn,” Jed yelled, then spit a gooey mass of brown liquid into the gutter.

The cow rolled its huge eyes toward the farmer, gave a low mewling grunt, then continued floating toward the edge of town.

Three weeks later, Jed received a postcard of the world’s largest ball of twine that was signed, cryptically, with the word:

“Moo.”

---Dr. Ugg (The Educated Caveman)

["Dr. Ugg (The Educated Caveman)" is, of course, one of my many pseudonyms. I love making up fake names. This story was originally published 15 Oct. 2012 at The Very Very Very Short Stories blog. ---RFY]

“Secret Cat War” by Richard F. Yates

There was a Cat War going on---a SECRET Cat War. A Cat War so secret that not even the cats who were directly involved knew anything about it. It was an awful war---and very confusing---and it ended when all the cats got bored and went to watch birds flying around outside the window.

THE END???

---Richard F. Yates