Showing posts with label absurdism. Show all posts
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Sunday, February 4, 2018
"Flying Carrot" by Richard F. Yates
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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Saturday, January 13, 2018
"The Gitzy 500" by Richard F. Yates
Welcome race fans! Thanks for joining us on this sunny Saturday for the first, annual Gitzy 500 Challenge! We have nearly a hundred talented drivers here today, some of the best in the world, preparing to challenge their skills and endurance on this incredibly challenging, some might say “ludicrously difficult,” course. Let’s go down to the pits now and see if we can get an interview…
—Yates & Yates (Photo by Mariah R. Yates. Words by Richard F. Yates)
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Monday, January 1, 2018
"A Piece of Paper Trapped in a Bush" by Richard F. Yates
I spotted a piece of paper trapped in a bush
in the rain
It could be love letter
to a heart that will never know it’s cherished
Or it could be a ransom note
for a child who will never be returned
Or it could be a formula
for a disease that will now never be cured
Or it could be a rejection letter
for an author who will never write again
Or it could be a suicide note
for a family who will never know why he’s gone
Or it could be some homework
for a kid who didn’t care if his C+ ever made it to mom
I spotted a piece of paper trapped in a bush
in the rain
And I left it there
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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Friday, October 13, 2017
“Friday the 13th, 2017 (True Stories of Domestic Bliss)” by Richard F. Yates (and Mariah Yates)
As I place my toaster pastry in the toasting device, I’m singing my newest song, “Battle of the Redneck Weasel Cats,” and several weasel cats are swarming by my legs trying to trip me as I sing. Mariah (“The Boss”) comes into the kitchen about this time and asks, “Why are they rednecks? They haven’t worked a day in their lives?” And I think about it for a second, wondering why she isn’t bothered that I’m calling them “weasels,” and I answer, “They’ve fought spiders. That’s kinda like work. So they’ve worked at least three or four days in their lives… Gitzy (the oldest) has maybe worked five.” And so our Friday the 13th has begun!
—Richard F. Yates
P.S. – I returned to the kitchen to grab my toaster pastry from the toasting device as Mariah is lowering a meat cube into the crock pot and tossing in chopped vegetation to keep it company. I say, “Do we have a meat cube in the kitchen?” And she says, “Don’t judge the meat cube. It will clothe us and feed us and save us.” And I pause for a moment—then say, “I don’t know if I want to be clothed by a meat cube,” and I try to figure out how she stacked so many plates so high in the cupboard while balancing a cup at a 45 degree angle on top of the stack. She says, “You’ve never been clothed by a meat cube. You might like it.” And I say, “This stack of dishes is totally, non-Euclidean geometry. How did you do this?” And she says, “Don’t touch it! You’re going to ruin it!” And I leave the kitchen. And so our Friday the 13th continues!!!
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["All hail meat cube!!" ---Mariah Yates]
—Richard F. Yates
P.S. – I returned to the kitchen to grab my toaster pastry from the toasting device as Mariah is lowering a meat cube into the crock pot and tossing in chopped vegetation to keep it company. I say, “Do we have a meat cube in the kitchen?” And she says, “Don’t judge the meat cube. It will clothe us and feed us and save us.” And I pause for a moment—then say, “I don’t know if I want to be clothed by a meat cube,” and I try to figure out how she stacked so many plates so high in the cupboard while balancing a cup at a 45 degree angle on top of the stack. She says, “You’ve never been clothed by a meat cube. You might like it.” And I say, “This stack of dishes is totally, non-Euclidean geometry. How did you do this?” And she says, “Don’t touch it! You’re going to ruin it!” And I leave the kitchen. And so our Friday the 13th continues!!!
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["All hail meat cube!!" ---Mariah Yates]
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
"Wish in One Hand..." by Richard F. Yates
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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"Fight the Power!" by Richard F. Yates
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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Monday, September 4, 2017
"Marc Drifts Over the Mountains" by Richard F. Yates
(Sept. 2017) - Ink on found paper with digital embellishments and color.
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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Thursday, August 31, 2017
"Wednesday Can Be Cruel" by Richard F. Yates
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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"Wild Man (AKA: Larry)" by Richard F. Yates
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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Wednesday, August 30, 2017
“Plutonium Duck” by Richard F. Yates
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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Sunday, August 27, 2017
“REVIEW: The Young Ones”
In 1986, I discovered a weird, British show that was playing on Sunday nights on MTV. It was about a group of college students who shared a house together, although they seemed to hate each other, and the bizarre and nonsensical adventures that they found themselves in. The show made little sense, had great musical guests, and often ended without any resolution to the “plot-line.” It was called The Young Ones, and it became one of the most important influences on my life and work…
The Young Ones – BBC Video / Warner Home Video (2002)
Considered one of the first “punk” influenced shows to air on British television, The Young Ones was written by Rik Mayall (who plays “Rick” in the show), Ben Elton, and Lise Mayer, and was directed by Paul Jackson and Geoff Posner. It ran for two seasons, (the first in 1982, the second in 1984), and each season had six episodes---and yet with only 12 episode in total, the show made a lasting impact, partially because of the brilliance of the nonsense, and partially because the actors who play the horrible, awful, nasty characters were so incredibly funny!
There were four regular “stars” of the show. The first, Rick, is a wanna-be, anarcho-punk poet who fancies himself a brilliant and charismatic leader of the underground movement, but in all actuality, he’s just a spoiled rich kid. Next is Vyvyan, the psychotic metal-head medical student, who spends most of his time torturing Rick (who definitely deserves it.) Another is Neil, the chronically depressed hippy, who does most of the cooking and “cleaning” around the house. And then there’s Mike, the slick conman and womanizer (who isn’t smart enough to be a conman or handsome enough to get any women.) Together, these four characters experience everything from being attacked by a vampire (from South Africa?) to traveling back in time to the medieval era to having their home invaded (on at least three occasions) by various psycho killers. Most of these stories aren't followed to any kind of satisfactory resolution, but their premises become themes that are sometimes returned to as the craziness progresses.
Instead of straight plots, most episodes start with one of these weird premises, then various non-sequiturs interrupt the story---a puppet will start singing or a killer sock will crawl into the room or the camera will focus on a picture on the wall and then the story from the picture will unfold, or a band will show up and take over the scene. (Some great early 80s bands made guest appearance on The Young Ones, including Motorhead, Madness, Dexys Midnight Runners, Amazulu, The Damned, and (my favorite) Rip Rig + Panic!) Guest stars also popped up constantly, including Terry Jones (from Monty Python), Robbie Coltrane, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, and Emma Thompson!
The show was full of bad puns, ridiculous visual jokes, Three Stooges style slapstick, constant references to pop culture, terrible puppets, the characters turning to the camera and addressing the audience directly, scenes where the actors broke character completely and point out that they’re on a television set, and weird little subliminal blips (which you could go back to with your VCR or, later, your DVD player, and watch in frame by frame mode, although they always ended up being some bit of nothing, like a fraction of a second from an old western or a bird flapping its wings…) The show was confusing and juvenile and often pointless, and absolutely brilliant. It’s true that other comedy shows, like Monty Python or The Muppets, had similar elements, but the tone of this show made it unique. The characters were awful to each other, the scenes are frequently cruel, but the violence is so silly that you can’t take it seriously, and the pace of the show was ridiculously fast, like Family Guy, but ten or fifteen years before Stewie’s first attempt to murder his mother.
Personally, I still find the show hilarious, even though I’ve seen each episode hundreds of times. (I wore out the VHS tapes that I had, and it’s lucky that DVDs don’t wear out as easily!) Some of the episodes, particularly “Bambi,” “Nasty,” and “Bomb,” are so funny that I can watch them over and over again. (I would tell you what they’re about, but it’s tough because they’re all over the place.) As a writer, I’ve been influenced by Mayall, Elton, and Mayer’s embrace of following a line of illogic to it’s absurd conclusion, no matter how far away from reality that might take you. The show may not be enjoyable to people who like a beginning, middle, and end in their stories, or for people who want at least one or two of the characters in their entertainment to be “likeable.” These folks are completely horrible, and that’s what makes the nasty things that happen to them so funny! Still brilliant, still uncomfortable, still unique. And (spoiler alert) they all get killed off in the end!
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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https://ilosttheplotafewmilesback.blogspot.com/
https://www.facebook.com/richard.f.yates/
The Young Ones – BBC Video / Warner Home Video (2002)
Considered one of the first “punk” influenced shows to air on British television, The Young Ones was written by Rik Mayall (who plays “Rick” in the show), Ben Elton, and Lise Mayer, and was directed by Paul Jackson and Geoff Posner. It ran for two seasons, (the first in 1982, the second in 1984), and each season had six episodes---and yet with only 12 episode in total, the show made a lasting impact, partially because of the brilliance of the nonsense, and partially because the actors who play the horrible, awful, nasty characters were so incredibly funny!
There were four regular “stars” of the show. The first, Rick, is a wanna-be, anarcho-punk poet who fancies himself a brilliant and charismatic leader of the underground movement, but in all actuality, he’s just a spoiled rich kid. Next is Vyvyan, the psychotic metal-head medical student, who spends most of his time torturing Rick (who definitely deserves it.) Another is Neil, the chronically depressed hippy, who does most of the cooking and “cleaning” around the house. And then there’s Mike, the slick conman and womanizer (who isn’t smart enough to be a conman or handsome enough to get any women.) Together, these four characters experience everything from being attacked by a vampire (from South Africa?) to traveling back in time to the medieval era to having their home invaded (on at least three occasions) by various psycho killers. Most of these stories aren't followed to any kind of satisfactory resolution, but their premises become themes that are sometimes returned to as the craziness progresses.
Instead of straight plots, most episodes start with one of these weird premises, then various non-sequiturs interrupt the story---a puppet will start singing or a killer sock will crawl into the room or the camera will focus on a picture on the wall and then the story from the picture will unfold, or a band will show up and take over the scene. (Some great early 80s bands made guest appearance on The Young Ones, including Motorhead, Madness, Dexys Midnight Runners, Amazulu, The Damned, and (my favorite) Rip Rig + Panic!) Guest stars also popped up constantly, including Terry Jones (from Monty Python), Robbie Coltrane, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, and Emma Thompson!
The show was full of bad puns, ridiculous visual jokes, Three Stooges style slapstick, constant references to pop culture, terrible puppets, the characters turning to the camera and addressing the audience directly, scenes where the actors broke character completely and point out that they’re on a television set, and weird little subliminal blips (which you could go back to with your VCR or, later, your DVD player, and watch in frame by frame mode, although they always ended up being some bit of nothing, like a fraction of a second from an old western or a bird flapping its wings…) The show was confusing and juvenile and often pointless, and absolutely brilliant. It’s true that other comedy shows, like Monty Python or The Muppets, had similar elements, but the tone of this show made it unique. The characters were awful to each other, the scenes are frequently cruel, but the violence is so silly that you can’t take it seriously, and the pace of the show was ridiculously fast, like Family Guy, but ten or fifteen years before Stewie’s first attempt to murder his mother.
Personally, I still find the show hilarious, even though I’ve seen each episode hundreds of times. (I wore out the VHS tapes that I had, and it’s lucky that DVDs don’t wear out as easily!) Some of the episodes, particularly “Bambi,” “Nasty,” and “Bomb,” are so funny that I can watch them over and over again. (I would tell you what they’re about, but it’s tough because they’re all over the place.) As a writer, I’ve been influenced by Mayall, Elton, and Mayer’s embrace of following a line of illogic to it’s absurd conclusion, no matter how far away from reality that might take you. The show may not be enjoyable to people who like a beginning, middle, and end in their stories, or for people who want at least one or two of the characters in their entertainment to be “likeable.” These folks are completely horrible, and that’s what makes the nasty things that happen to them so funny! Still brilliant, still uncomfortable, still unique. And (spoiler alert) they all get killed off in the end!
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
https://ilosttheplotafewmilesback.blogspot.com/
https://www.facebook.com/richard.f.yates/
Monday, August 21, 2017
“Devil Flex” by Richard F. Yates
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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“Nonbeliever with…” by Richard F. Yates
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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“Affliction” by Richard F. Yates
So far as I can recall, I’ve never had any seizures, but I do, on occasion, suffer from Caesars, where I change into a Roman emperor for a few minutes. Medication helps a bit, but what I really need is a trained, Caesar-alert seal that can play the theme from Ben Hur on a bugle when I’m about to suffer an attack, which will allow Mariah time to get any Christians out of the house before I change and attempt to throw them to our cat.
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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Saturday, August 19, 2017
“The Red and White Stripe Tailed North American Commodity” by Richard F. Yates
The tail fur of this endangered creature has been used, for centuries, to make “Dr. Seuss” hats. With your help, and generous donations, we can bring this wonderful creature back from the brink of extinction. (Warning: If you see one in the wild, do not approach! They can be extremely territorial, and although the total number of fatalities caused by the Stripe Tailed Commodity were fewer than 700 last year, it’s still best to stay out of the beast’s way. Thanks!)
P.S.: And, yes, that is a rare image of a “True” capitalist in the background. Note the sharp teeth, red eyes, and green tint to the skin, thought to be caused by the constant ingestion of American paper currency…
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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P.S.: And, yes, that is a rare image of a “True” capitalist in the background. Note the sharp teeth, red eyes, and green tint to the skin, thought to be caused by the constant ingestion of American paper currency…
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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“The Blender” by Richard F. Yates
Mariah: “You don’t believe me?”
Me: “Nope!”
Mariah: “You think I’m lying about the blender?”
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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[Originally posted 6 Apr. 2013 @ The P.E.W.]
Me: “Nope!”
Mariah: “You think I’m lying about the blender?”
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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[Originally posted 6 Apr. 2013 @ The P.E.W.]
“Bureaucracy” by Richard F. Yates
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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“Faith” by Richard F. Yates
Nobody is interested in new religions anymore. “People don’t even follow the old ones,” Mariah says. From now on, I’m only interested in wrestlers.
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com
http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
https://schoolofmadnessastruth.blogspot.com/
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“History” by Richard F. Yates
History is made up. History is made up of small bits of cheese. Take two ounces of aged, smoked Gouda, one ounce of Feta, one pound of curd, and three slices of processed cheese food, grind them in a pot, and there you have HISTORY.
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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https://schoolofmadnessastruth.blogspot.com/
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---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com
http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
https://schoolofmadnessastruth.blogspot.com/
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Friday, August 18, 2017
“The Lake on a Warm Day” by Richard F. Yates
As Mariah and I take a lovely stroll up to the lake, we see all the ducks, pairing off, two by two, one colorful one and one brown. And we see stupid bugs that suck because they buzz and fly at our faces, all the time, every day, forever. And, for some reason, there are thousands of humans taking their animals for walks, dogs (that bound and sniff and yuck and snarf all about the place), and cats (that dig trenches into the ground with their hammer-stiff legs and outstretched claws as they’re dragged around), and sea lions (that bark and cough and smell like gross fish), and “Old people who look for benches,” Mariah says, clearly making fun of me.
Gotta love a sunny day in the damp and dreary Pacific Northwest!
---Richard F. Yates(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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[Originally posted 1 Apr. 2013 @ The P.E.W.]
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