“Open and Shut Case” by Richard F. Yates

The case was open and shut! The Shampoo Bottle was murdered by The Ketchup. We had the smoking gun---HOWEVER, Detective Skipwilly suspected that The Ketchup might have been a mere doop, an innocent victim of a brainwashing plot who was triggered by a third---as yet unidentified---party to bump the old Shampoo Bottle off. A LOT of folks had plenty to gain from the old lady’s death: Mr. Lamp, The Brush, even The Orange Pillow on the living room couch…

Skipwilly needed to hit the bricks and grill his informants… And he needed to watch his back. If he was RIGHT then anyone (or anyTHING) could be out to kill him at this point. He was going to need help, and the only creature he could trust…

…was Lemon Lizard!

Unfortunately, nobody had even SEEN the Lizard Wizard in over four years…

---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Commander in Cheap of The P.E.W.)

P.S. – Lemon Lizard was last seen HERE and/or HERE. The historical records are a bit fuzzy.

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"Flying Carrot" by Richard F. Yates

---Richard F. Yates
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"Wish in One Hand..." by Richard F. Yates

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"Lost My Keys" by Richard F. Yates

You know what I find funniest about this drawing? I didn’t lose my keys! (So much for assuming that artists only draw themselves!) Unfortunately, that poor sucker did lose his keys! He should probably stop sniffing glue, or whatever it was that put those X’s on his eyes, then he might be able to keep better track of his stuff…

—Richard F. Yates
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"Not Doing So Well" by Richard F. Yates

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“What’s in My Pocket?” by Elvisa Crinkler

What’s in my pocket?

The first thing that is in my pocket is money. There are 2 nickels and 2 quarters in my pocket. They are both flat, round, and silver.

The second thing that is in my pocket is fuzz. It is really small and soft. Also, it is gray.

The third thing that is in my pocket is a pencil top eraser. It is purple. Also, it is 2 cm tall and 1 cm wide.

The last thing that is in my pocket is a small piece of paper. It says Dritz on it and it is yellow. Also, it is 3 1/2 cm long and 1 cm wide.

Those are the things that are in my pocket.

—Elvisa Crinkler

[The previous work was found in a drawer of our house in a gray envelope made of construction paper that was cut in the shape of a pocket from a pair of jeans. Though there is no date written on this work, we estimate that it was completed sometime around 2007 or 2008. Read straight, the work is a wonderful piece of process art with observations focusing on the physical attributes of the objects being described, but with no emotional or aesthetic judgements being rendered by the observer. Fun piece. —RFY]

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"Sssss..." by Richard F. Yates

(Apr. 2017) - Ink on paper with digital modification.

"Grape Minds Think Alike" by Richard F. Yates

(Jun. 2016) - Digital drawing.