Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

"New Krypto Kicks NFT Trading Cards!" by Richard F. Yates

 Introducing the most exciting new collectible of the CENTURY! From the idiosyncratic mind behind "Crypto Primitive Trading Cards" comes a new series of 13 HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE, blockchain minted, NFT trading cards based on the Holy Fool's most foolish outsider works o' art! Each card will be released in an edition of 13 with 13 total cards per series, all for only ONE TEZ EACH! (Is he MAD? That remains a serious question for the scholars to consider!) Regardless, get your mits on one of these oddball classics QUICKLY before they're ALL GONE! And, of course, do forget to COLLECT THEM ALL! (Impress your friends, confuse your enemies, and help with that "INSANITY DEFENSE" when it all goes to trial! It's an all around win for everyone!!!)


NEW KRYPTO KICKS - Series 01, #01

"I'm Back"


https://www.hicetnunc.xyz/objkt/227842


As of 2:00 P.M. Pacific Standard Time, 3 of the 13 cards for NKK #1 have already sold! Time is running out!!!


Thanks for stopping by!!!


---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)

Friday, August 6, 2021

“Free PDF Zine for Funky Folks!” by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)

 

After visiting the SF Museum of Modern Art AND City Lights bookstore AND-AND this cool comic shop in Ashland, Oregon, that sold zines and underground books (I can’t remember the name, unfortunately), I felt the urge to just make some ARTZ. You can see in this zine the obvious influence of some of the abstract art that Mariah and I saw at the various galleries and museums that we visited, but the idea of just communicating my MOMENT---the feelings and thoughts that were running through my head as I was sitting by the pool and watching the human display flopping around in front of me---was also important. (I like to sit with my back to a wall, so people don’t get behind me. It’s a neurotic thing…)

 

If you’re interested in art or cartooning or communication, feel free to grab a FREE copy of this zine (in PDF format) and give it a look! If you’re amused, let me know. If you are inspired to make your own zines, send me information on how to get my hands on a copy. I love examples of free expression, and I’d be happy to let you know what I think of your creation! (Get that conversation started!)

 

Here’s the link:

BY THE POOL ZINE (July 2021)

(14 pages of STUFF drawn on July 30th 2021, mostly by the pool at the Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.)

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_Y6s4I83HtKGZ6RQzDaYUOTBw6LKpAkB/view?usp=sharing

 

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Thanks for stopping by! If you enjoy weird things like this, here is a list of several OTHER free PDF zines that I’ve made for people to enjoy! Give these suckers a look! (FUN!!!)

 

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23 ARTZ + WORDZ zine Issue #1

(23 somewhat randomly chosen, tokenized works of crytpo-art, created by me over the last four years on various platforms, PLUS the wordz that give them context or help the art make less sense!)

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YOrq_CGoGTv_NYmn7iG13RFTxtryVzKZ/view?usp=sharing

 

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SMALL TOWN SHADOWPLAY (UNFINISHED ZINE)

(Lit zine collecting the unfinished SMALL TOWN SHADOWPLAY serialized story! Do-it-yourself ending!)

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1AafDYDv0Cj05cD8m8l2kxRD-E0I35CQ4/view?usp=sharing

 

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METAPHORICALISM (001)

(12 inch by 12 inch digital collage pdf.)

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gJrWzCi6YkIaislryg69ScG2Q3F1zkin/view?usp=sharing

 

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PUNKTRONIC COVER ART PDF

(The first 37 pieces of "cover art" for my PUNKTRONIC pirate radio podcast.)

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/13UOCbfLsDl9kc9P7bOfKyz-ayqvQEDIS/view?usp=sharing

 

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IMPOSSIBLE TO PRODUCE ZINE 01

(Odd collage "zine" produced at 30 inches by 30 inches... Not sure why I did it this way, but there ya go!)

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1W3Ij8vhBrViRpbyMZN1nhrjVNMSrRwvs/view?usp=sharing

 

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FAKE ARTZ ZINE

(Art / lit zine.)

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JdjzBmEdGVTLPbfOd2JArxtI8s0AEd0u/view?usp=sharing

 

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THE FIRST LAUGH

(11 inch by 17 inch propaganda poster!)

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1c6UKxoBm1ze-2BsVpwgyl_G73FQtEXH3/view?usp=sharing

 

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I think my next post will be either a new radio show (on 3Speak) or a book review. I have to DJ a big company picnic tomorrow, so I’m not sure if I’ll get around to posting anything, but by Sunday, I should be ready to rock-n-roll again! See you then!

 

---Richard F. Yates

(Primitive Thoughtician and Holy Fool)

 

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Saturday, January 13, 2018

"The Gitzy 500" by Richard F. Yates



Welcome race fans! Thanks for joining us on this sunny Saturday for the first, annual Gitzy 500 Challenge! We have nearly a hundred talented drivers here today, some of the best in the world, preparing to challenge their skills and endurance on this incredibly challenging, some might say “ludicrously difficult,” course. Let’s go down to the pits now and see if we can get an interview…

—Yates & Yates (Photo by Mariah R. Yates. Words by Richard F. Yates)

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Saturday, August 19, 2017

“Flying Snake Makes Zombies” by Richard F. Yates



---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)

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“Are You Dead Inside?” by Richard F. Yates



---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)

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“Accusations” by Richard F. Yates



---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)

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“Cloud God Inspires Guilt” by Richard F. Yates



---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)

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“Green Dog and Purple Frog” by Richard F. Yates



---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)

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Friday, August 18, 2017

“Stained Glass Monster” by Richard F. Yates



---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)

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Saturday, July 15, 2017

“REVIEW: Lancelot Link – Secret Chimp”

In the realm of “guilty pleasure” viewing, I have to put that classic chimpanzee spy comedy, Lancelot Link – Secret Chimp, pretty high up on my list! I found the show in the late 1980s when it aired as reruns on Nick at Night, and although it has some serious issues, I think for fans of WEIRD TV, it might be worth a watch!



Lancelot Link – Secret Chimp – Pickwick Group / Image Entertainment (2004)

Originally airing in the very early 1970s, Lancelot Link was a spoof version of the spy genre, based on the tried and true Get Smart! model, but in which all of the actors were replaced by chimpanzees. The chimps would be put into silly costumes and would be made to flap their mouths (sometimes obviously just chewing on stuff), and then dialog was overdubbed by voice actors doing various impersonations. The voice acting is often unpleasant, especially for the shrill, female voiced characters, and the accents are usually based on terrible, extremely un-P.C. stereotypes. And we’re talking Disney levels of stereotyping here, too, right out of The Aristocats or It’s a Small World ride. (The Dragon Lady, Baron Von Butcher, Ali Assa Seen, Chief Jumping Frog, etc., all with corresponding, offensive accents…) Racially sensitive individuals will find a lot to be bothered by here.

The plots are usually paper thin, the jokes are as corny as you can get, the voice acting is pretty unpleasant, and the cultural insensitivity borders on the outright racist---but I still enjoy watching the show. WHY??? Because chimpanzees are funny. Just watching these guys walk around in costumes and play with tennis rackets and other props is hilarious. I especially love the “musical interludes,” in which the band, Lancelot Link and The Evolution Revolution, play psychedelic power-pop bubblegum tunes while dressed in hippie attire! I genuinely like the songs (I’m a sucker for bubblegum pop), and I love watching the chimps banging away at various instruments and dancing around the room to the music. They seem to be having a great time.

As far as the corniness of the show goes, two of the writers for Lancelot Link were Mike Marmer and Stan Burns, who also worked on Get Smart!, so this show is filled with bad puns and goofy sight gags. If you enjoyed this type of silliness in Get Smart! or on the original Muppets t.v. show, you’ll probably enjoy it here, too. Overall, Lancelot Link is silly and bizarre, and it makes me laugh. (Sometimes, you just need to laugh.) My wife finds the show annoying, and I understand why, AND as I said earlier, people who are sensitive about racial stereotypes are going to be horrified. Maybe, before jumping at buying a DVD set, you should watch a couple of episode on YooToob as see if you can stand the heat! Personally, I think it’s F.A.B.

---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)

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Saturday, May 6, 2017

“The First 50 Primitive Images” by Richard F. Yates

This is an animated gif / slide show of the first 50 images posted at The Primitive Entertainment Workshop (all posted between Dec. 2012 and Apr. 2013.)




It’s funny going back and seeing how my art style has changed in the last five years or so… Some odd images, for sure!

---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)

Saturday, April 22, 2017

“The Floating Cow” by Dr. Ugg (The Educated Caveman)

The cow floated approximately six feet off the ground, chewing absently and apparently unconcerned as it progressed down Henson Street.

“Damn it, Bessie! Get your ass back to the barn,” Jed yelled, then spit a gooey mass of brown liquid into the gutter.

The cow rolled its huge eyes toward the farmer, gave a low mewling grunt, then continued floating toward the edge of town.

Three weeks later, Jed received a postcard of the world’s largest ball of twine that was signed, cryptically, with the word:

“Moo.”

---Dr. Ugg (The Educated Caveman)

["Dr. Ugg (The Educated Caveman)" is, of course, one of my many pseudonyms. I love making up fake names. This story was originally published 15 Oct. 2012 at The Very Very Very Short Stories blog. ---RFY]