Look what you stupid humans have done! You’ve ruined all the goddam natural resources… It’s hardly worth invading at all, now!
---Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
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Sunday, September 17, 2017
Monday, August 21, 2017
“Defending the Earth” by Randy Long
Anacondor is a mighty galactic warrior made of blood, bone, and machine, in a super human X-O-Suit, permanently bonded together, originally to fight against enemies of Earth. After the great galactic wars of 2075, they retired Anacondor, and he became a mercenary for hire.
His body is made of super bonded aluminoid, practically impenetrable. His body armor can camouflage itself by light refraction, making Anacondor virtually invisible. His weapons are two fusion reactive pulse weapons, using sound and air to create a wave to demolish anything in their path. For close in fighting, his body armor can change it molecular structure to form weapons of aluminoid. Anacondor is the ultimate weapon, with only one code: never fight against Earth and its defenses.
Anacondor for hire!
In the galactic wars of 2075, the mighty Earth was attacked by Sorons from Sorilliam. The Sorons were a perilous foe. They originally sent out a mother ship hidden behind the moon, with supplies for an impending war to end all wars.
They came to Earth saying that we were their seeds, and they visited Earth thousands of years ago, looking somewhat like us. We were taken in at first, thinking they wanted peace. They were pale white, anemic looking, and genetically similar, but with differences. They were all about 7 feet tall, but hunched over, looking closer to 6 ft or 6 ft 5 inches, hairless, and their teeth were all pointed. We found out later that the Sorons were a scavenger race that would go from planet to planet stealing the knowledge and consuming the inhabitants. Yes, they would eat the people.
The Sorons were a divided race. Half the population became cannibals, and the other, hunters, were called Vorons. The Vorons chased the Sorons across the galaxy. The Vorons, the hunters, were 7 ft tall, good complexion, regular teeth, but hairless.
After a thousand years of fighting and chasing Sorons, the Vorons were half the force they started with. At first, the Sorons showed up saying that we were their seeds. Not true, we were just similar, genetically. They were waiting for the mother ship to resupply the scout ships.
We were all shocked when the Sorons started attacking and eating the dead and dying. Our technology wasn’t up to their technology, but we adapted quickly. About the time the human race was failing, the Vorons landed. We thought we’d had it about then, and they explained who they were. They told us they were the sworn enemies of the Sorons, and told us everything the Sorons had done. The Vorons immediately started sharing their technology. Between theirs and ours, we had a fighting chance.
The Sorons had even ravaged their own home planet. When their ships left their planet, Sorilliam, the Vorons stayed to help rebuild the planet, and all the Sorons left the planet. The Vorons left enough Vorons to repopulate the planet and to build up the defenses, if the Sorons ever came back.
The remaining Vorons left for the stars to eliminate the Sorons, once and for all. They’ve been chasing the Sorons for a thousand years, finally hoping to eliminate the Sorons forever.
Between their technology and ours, we started our way back. We started making super soldiers, though not with the power of Anacondor, not at first, but super soldiers just the same. For once, we were kicking their ass. The Sorons never expected we would merge technologies, the Vorons’ and the Earthlings’, between the Vorons’ ships and our super soldiers. We would bring our super soldiers to the Sorons with the Vorons ships, and our super soldiers would have a fighting chance.
We would fight, but if we were dying or dead, the Sorons would pack people away for food. That didn’t sit well with anybody and would make all fight harder and to last breath. The Sorons would kill their victims with a final blow by biting the victim’s jugular vein in their neck, and they would bleed out.
Finally, we were holding our own, but not killing enough, when we went back to our new-found technology and created a better super soldier, which seemed to turn the tide. The Sorons were falling, while we were advancing our abilities. We were taking back control. The Vorons were becoming a part of our society, and we welcomed them whole heartedly.
About then, we tried merging human and machine and created Anacondor, the greatest weapon of mankind and alien technology.
Anacondor didn’t need a ship and was more powerful than any super soldier ever made, with one objective: eliminate Sorons, and defeat any attackers of Earth. The Sorons had devolved into something different, genetically, than Vorons or humans. Anacondor could track the Sorons. We finally defeated them, making sure that any escaping Sorons were killed, down to the last Soron, eliminating a complete race.
The Vorons could finally go home, and Earth was now strong enough to withstand any attack from outer space. It was time to rebuild our lives, and any Vorons were welcome to stay on Earth. The bloody threat was finally gone.
Anacondor was retired, with many honors and medals, but for now was no longer needed, with the distinction of knowing that if Earth ever needed the Champion of Earth, Anacondor would be there, with the stealth of a snake and the flight of a condor.
—Randy Long
Stay tuned for the next exciting adventure of Anacondor, a super soldier!
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[Originally posted 16 Apr. 2013 @ The Primitive Entertainment Workshop]
His body is made of super bonded aluminoid, practically impenetrable. His body armor can camouflage itself by light refraction, making Anacondor virtually invisible. His weapons are two fusion reactive pulse weapons, using sound and air to create a wave to demolish anything in their path. For close in fighting, his body armor can change it molecular structure to form weapons of aluminoid. Anacondor is the ultimate weapon, with only one code: never fight against Earth and its defenses.
Anacondor for hire!
In the galactic wars of 2075, the mighty Earth was attacked by Sorons from Sorilliam. The Sorons were a perilous foe. They originally sent out a mother ship hidden behind the moon, with supplies for an impending war to end all wars.
They came to Earth saying that we were their seeds, and they visited Earth thousands of years ago, looking somewhat like us. We were taken in at first, thinking they wanted peace. They were pale white, anemic looking, and genetically similar, but with differences. They were all about 7 feet tall, but hunched over, looking closer to 6 ft or 6 ft 5 inches, hairless, and their teeth were all pointed. We found out later that the Sorons were a scavenger race that would go from planet to planet stealing the knowledge and consuming the inhabitants. Yes, they would eat the people.
The Sorons were a divided race. Half the population became cannibals, and the other, hunters, were called Vorons. The Vorons chased the Sorons across the galaxy. The Vorons, the hunters, were 7 ft tall, good complexion, regular teeth, but hairless.
After a thousand years of fighting and chasing Sorons, the Vorons were half the force they started with. At first, the Sorons showed up saying that we were their seeds. Not true, we were just similar, genetically. They were waiting for the mother ship to resupply the scout ships.
We were all shocked when the Sorons started attacking and eating the dead and dying. Our technology wasn’t up to their technology, but we adapted quickly. About the time the human race was failing, the Vorons landed. We thought we’d had it about then, and they explained who they were. They told us they were the sworn enemies of the Sorons, and told us everything the Sorons had done. The Vorons immediately started sharing their technology. Between theirs and ours, we had a fighting chance.
The Sorons had even ravaged their own home planet. When their ships left their planet, Sorilliam, the Vorons stayed to help rebuild the planet, and all the Sorons left the planet. The Vorons left enough Vorons to repopulate the planet and to build up the defenses, if the Sorons ever came back.
The remaining Vorons left for the stars to eliminate the Sorons, once and for all. They’ve been chasing the Sorons for a thousand years, finally hoping to eliminate the Sorons forever.
Between their technology and ours, we started our way back. We started making super soldiers, though not with the power of Anacondor, not at first, but super soldiers just the same. For once, we were kicking their ass. The Sorons never expected we would merge technologies, the Vorons’ and the Earthlings’, between the Vorons’ ships and our super soldiers. We would bring our super soldiers to the Sorons with the Vorons ships, and our super soldiers would have a fighting chance.
We would fight, but if we were dying or dead, the Sorons would pack people away for food. That didn’t sit well with anybody and would make all fight harder and to last breath. The Sorons would kill their victims with a final blow by biting the victim’s jugular vein in their neck, and they would bleed out.
Finally, we were holding our own, but not killing enough, when we went back to our new-found technology and created a better super soldier, which seemed to turn the tide. The Sorons were falling, while we were advancing our abilities. We were taking back control. The Vorons were becoming a part of our society, and we welcomed them whole heartedly.
About then, we tried merging human and machine and created Anacondor, the greatest weapon of mankind and alien technology.
Anacondor didn’t need a ship and was more powerful than any super soldier ever made, with one objective: eliminate Sorons, and defeat any attackers of Earth. The Sorons had devolved into something different, genetically, than Vorons or humans. Anacondor could track the Sorons. We finally defeated them, making sure that any escaping Sorons were killed, down to the last Soron, eliminating a complete race.
The Vorons could finally go home, and Earth was now strong enough to withstand any attack from outer space. It was time to rebuild our lives, and any Vorons were welcome to stay on Earth. The bloody threat was finally gone.
Anacondor was retired, with many honors and medals, but for now was no longer needed, with the distinction of knowing that if Earth ever needed the Champion of Earth, Anacondor would be there, with the stealth of a snake and the flight of a condor.
—Randy Long
Stay tuned for the next exciting adventure of Anacondor, a super soldier!
https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com
http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
https://schoolofmadnessastruth.blogspot.com/
https://www.facebook.com/richard.f.yates/
[Originally posted 16 Apr. 2013 @ The Primitive Entertainment Workshop]
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
“The Agitator” by Richard F. Yates
Politics on a different planet (actual name of planet withheld to protect the guilty.)
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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https://schoolofmadnessastruth.blogspot.com/
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---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com
http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
https://schoolofmadnessastruth.blogspot.com/
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Sunday, August 13, 2017
“The Primitive Entertainment Workshop Banner!” by Richard F. Yates
Here are a few of the actors who might make appearances in one or more simulated meaningful entertainment experience in the near future!
(The first post ever published on The Primitive Entertainment Workshop, 5 Dec. 2012!)
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
https://schoolofmadnessastruth.blogspot.com/
https://www.facebook.com/richard.f.yates/
(The first post ever published on The Primitive Entertainment Workshop, 5 Dec. 2012!)
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com
http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
https://schoolofmadnessastruth.blogspot.com/
https://www.facebook.com/richard.f.yates/
Saturday, August 5, 2017
“Yelm UFO Fest and Cosmic Symposium – The Dust Settles” by Richard F. Yates
On Friday afternoon, 28 July 2017, Michael King and I made the drive to an interesting little town about 30 minutes east of Olympia, WA, USA. The goal for the weekend was to sell some shirts and observe the goings-on at an actual, honest to goodness, UFO festival---full of TRUE BELIEVERS and fun seekers…
The image below is from the first day as we were setting up shop. Michael, who is the mind behind Bonemill D-Signs and the H.E.X clothing line, as well as one of the primary creators from the Art Horse collective, created several UFO / alien themed garments just for this event---and frankly, they went over quite well!
Did I see any UFOs at the event? Only one…
I did, however, see a great many aliens.
What I set out to do (besides help Michael with his booth) was to listen to the believers and see what they had to say. I’m a skeptic when it comes to UFOs and aliens visiting our planet, but I had no desire to try to challenge anyone’s stories or personal experiences. I just wanted to hear what they had to say, and it turned out that we had a number of people visit our booth who had stories that they wanted to share. (More than I thought we would have!) I heard several eye-witness sightings, learned that the C.I.A. is now based in Washington State (because of all the UFO activity here), saw some photos from one guy’s phone of what he claimed was a UFO captured while he was taking snaps of the moon, heard a bit about the Ramtha School of Enlightenment, talked to an interesting older Native American fellow who said his tribe has believed in the “Star People” for many hundreds of years, and we even got to hear some stories from a guy who had worked as a radar reader in the 1960s and claimed that he “got paint” on an object moving at over 6,000 miles an hour! (That’s fast…) Some of the people who chose to share had a bit of a “creepy vibe” that made me feel rather uncomfortable (perhaps a bit TOO intense for my taste), but most of the visitors we talked to were friendly and pleasant.
Unfortunately, even after a long and enlightening weekend, I am still not convinced that aliens are visiting us here on Earth.
Saturday was hot, but there were still a great many people who came by the festival. Many of them said that they spotted the event as they were driving by and decided to check it out. I don’t blame them---it was basically a big carnival. Throughout the day there were vendor booths with a variety of weird themes, like “Sacred Geometry and Art” or “Spirit Portraits” or various alternative diet foods and other (somewhat sketchy) products and information services. There were also food carts and ice cream trucks and a beer garden and music performers from morning to night for all three days. (My favorite band played on Saturday night, The Fabulous Downey Brothers, and they had a very new wave style, kind of a Devo meets Techno, with costumes and a backing video with great, cheesy, 80’s style computer graphics. I was definitely impressed!) (The photo below is from a folk singer / Native American dance act that played Friday night.)
As I said at the beginning of this post, Michael ended up doing well at the event. About halfway through the 2nd day of the fest, the coordinators ran out of shirts in most of the popular sizes, (underestimated the demand), and they started sending people over to Michael’s booth to buy some of his designs, and then the customers could take the shirts back to the main information booth and have the Yelm UFO Fest logo heat-pressed onto the backs! Even without this extra sales boost, the UFO and alien shirts sold very well, particularly the “I Want to Leave” design and the Adamski Flying Saucer on tie-dye.
For my first UFO festival, I’d say it was a pretty good time. It was WAY TOO HOT, especially on Saturday, and it was a loooong weekend, but worth the drive, for sure. (We left directly from work on Friday, and didn’t pull back into my town until almost 6:00 P.M. on Sunday evening, and Michael lives even further down the freeway than I do!) Overall---it was fun. I might even be inclined to go again next year!
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com
https://www.patreon.com/primitiveentertainment
http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
http://themuseumofwhatilike.blogspot.com/
The image below is from the first day as we were setting up shop. Michael, who is the mind behind Bonemill D-Signs and the H.E.X clothing line, as well as one of the primary creators from the Art Horse collective, created several UFO / alien themed garments just for this event---and frankly, they went over quite well!
Did I see any UFOs at the event? Only one…
I did, however, see a great many aliens.
What I set out to do (besides help Michael with his booth) was to listen to the believers and see what they had to say. I’m a skeptic when it comes to UFOs and aliens visiting our planet, but I had no desire to try to challenge anyone’s stories or personal experiences. I just wanted to hear what they had to say, and it turned out that we had a number of people visit our booth who had stories that they wanted to share. (More than I thought we would have!) I heard several eye-witness sightings, learned that the C.I.A. is now based in Washington State (because of all the UFO activity here), saw some photos from one guy’s phone of what he claimed was a UFO captured while he was taking snaps of the moon, heard a bit about the Ramtha School of Enlightenment, talked to an interesting older Native American fellow who said his tribe has believed in the “Star People” for many hundreds of years, and we even got to hear some stories from a guy who had worked as a radar reader in the 1960s and claimed that he “got paint” on an object moving at over 6,000 miles an hour! (That’s fast…) Some of the people who chose to share had a bit of a “creepy vibe” that made me feel rather uncomfortable (perhaps a bit TOO intense for my taste), but most of the visitors we talked to were friendly and pleasant.
Unfortunately, even after a long and enlightening weekend, I am still not convinced that aliens are visiting us here on Earth.
Saturday was hot, but there were still a great many people who came by the festival. Many of them said that they spotted the event as they were driving by and decided to check it out. I don’t blame them---it was basically a big carnival. Throughout the day there were vendor booths with a variety of weird themes, like “Sacred Geometry and Art” or “Spirit Portraits” or various alternative diet foods and other (somewhat sketchy) products and information services. There were also food carts and ice cream trucks and a beer garden and music performers from morning to night for all three days. (My favorite band played on Saturday night, The Fabulous Downey Brothers, and they had a very new wave style, kind of a Devo meets Techno, with costumes and a backing video with great, cheesy, 80’s style computer graphics. I was definitely impressed!) (The photo below is from a folk singer / Native American dance act that played Friday night.)
As I said at the beginning of this post, Michael ended up doing well at the event. About halfway through the 2nd day of the fest, the coordinators ran out of shirts in most of the popular sizes, (underestimated the demand), and they started sending people over to Michael’s booth to buy some of his designs, and then the customers could take the shirts back to the main information booth and have the Yelm UFO Fest logo heat-pressed onto the backs! Even without this extra sales boost, the UFO and alien shirts sold very well, particularly the “I Want to Leave” design and the Adamski Flying Saucer on tie-dye.
For my first UFO festival, I’d say it was a pretty good time. It was WAY TOO HOT, especially on Saturday, and it was a loooong weekend, but worth the drive, for sure. (We left directly from work on Friday, and didn’t pull back into my town until almost 6:00 P.M. on Sunday evening, and Michael lives even further down the freeway than I do!) Overall---it was fun. I might even be inclined to go again next year!
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com
https://www.patreon.com/primitiveentertainment
http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com
http://themuseumofwhatilike.blogspot.com/
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