The tail fur of this endangered creature has been used, for centuries, to make “Dr. Seuss” hats. With your help, and generous donations, we can bring this wonderful creature back from the brink of extinction. (Warning: If you see one in the wild, do not approach! They can be extremely territorial, and although the total number of fatalities caused by the Stripe Tailed Commodity were fewer than 700 last year, it’s still best to stay out of the beast’s way. Thanks!)
P.S.: And, yes, that is a rare image of a “True” capitalist in the background. Note the sharp teeth, red eyes, and green tint to the skin, thought to be caused by the constant ingestion of American paper currency…
---Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
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